Commitments, Not Feelings, Hold Life Together.

I Must Like My Profession, Since I Can Hardly Distinguish Myself From It.

Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

Until I Am Ready To Lose Weight, I Cannot See How Fat I Am.

Eternity Eludes Us, Even As A Thought.

Cheerfulness Is A Policy; Happiness Is A Talent.