Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

Shaw Writes As If It Were Always Midday.

I Deplore My Shortcomings, But Plan To Keep Them.

An Insult Angers Me. Being Ignored Crushes Me.

At The End Of Every Diet, The Path Curves Back To The Trough.

Discontented Women Dream Of Being Rescued By Prince Charming. Discontented Men Dream Of Finding A Horny Blond In The Back Seat Ofa Taxi.