Comedy Isn't Polite And It Isn't Correct

Anytime You See A Bit Where Some Stranger Does Something To Me, It's Me.

I Thought About Going To Nyu Film School - That Was This Ideal To Me. But I Didn't Make Any Kind Of Grades In High School.

I'm A Good Citizen. I'm A Good Father. I Recycle And I Masturbate.

You Have To Be Aware Of Who You're Talking To In An Audience.

If You Do Something And People Think You're Stupid, Just Go For Crazy. You Get More Respect That Way Because Nobody Likes Stupid People.