Everything's Amazing Right Now, And Nobody's Happy.

Comedy Isn't Polite And It Isn't Correct And It Isn't Accurate, Even. It's Just A Mess. So That's The Way That I Approach It.

It's A Positive Thing To Talk About Terrible Things And Make People Laugh About Them.

If The Whole Country Had To Have The Same Conversation That Was Safe For Everybody, It Would Be A Pretty Awful Place To Live. There Wouldn't Be A Conversation.

Spend Time With Your Kids And Have Your Own Ideas About What They Need. It Won't Take Away Your Manhood; It Will Give It To You.

To Me, It's Very Exhilarating When Somebody Else Does A Great Thing, And It's Not Me.