Comedy Is The Only Hope For Humanity.

I Never Do Anything Fun, Because I'm A Housewife. I Hate That Word 'housewife.' I Prefer To Be Called 'domestic Goddess.'

Husbands Are Never Happy. My Husband Asked Me For More Space, So I Locked Him Out Of The House.

Women Complain About Pms, But I Think Of It As The Only Time Of The Month When I Can Be Myself.

My Husband And I Didn't Sign A Pre-nuptial Agreement. We Signed A Mutual Suicide Pact.

Your Body Is Your Instrument, You Play It Expertly.