Comedy Is Just Complaining In An Entertaining

Can't You At Least Die With A Little Dignity?

I Am Speechless: I Have No Speech

One Day I Was Watching These Construction Workers Go Back To Work. I Was Watching Them Kind Of Trudging Down The Street. It Was Like A Revelation To Me. I Realized These Guys Don’t Want To Go Back To Work After Lunch. But They’re Going. That’s Their Job. If They Can Exhibit That Level Of Dedication For That Job I Should Be Able To Do The Same. Trudge Your Ass In.

What The Hell, I'll Just Eat Some Trash.

It's Hard To Do Nothing Because You Tend To Do Something And Then You Have To Drop Everything.