Comedians Get Jokes Offered To Them, Rock

In The Early Days All I Hoped Was To Make A Living Out Of What I Did Best. But, Since There's No Real Market For Masturbation I Had To Fall Back On My Bass Playing Abilities.

I Like To Open New Doors And Blaze New Trails Through The Jungle And All That Whatnot. What Keeps Me Goin All These Years Is Changin It Up.

You Might Have A Favorite Book Or Film, But You Can Only Watch Or Read It So Many Times Before You Have To Let It Sit And Then Go Back And Realize It's Your Favorite Still. At Some Point Everything Gets A Little Stale And You Have To Step Away From It.

San Francisco Is An Interesting Place. It's Always Been Such A Nice Culturally Diverse Environment, Which It Still Is, But There's A Lot Of Money There Now And A Lot Of Dot Com's So It's A Little Different Than It Used To Be.

Because Nobody Wanted To Play Bass, I Was Instantly In A Band.