Clothes Form The Intellect Of The Dandy.

Selfish People, With No Heart To Speak Of, Have The Best Time Of It.

I Have Lived In This World Just Long Enough To Look Carefully The Second Time Into Things That I Am Most Certain Of The First Time.

Theres Not A Lot Of Good Humor In Medicine, But Theres A Lot Of Medicine In Good Humor.

I Hate To Be A Kicker, I Always Long For Peace, But The Wheel That Does The Squeaking, Is The One That Gets The Grease.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.