Chess Is One Long Regret.

The Minute A Man Is Convinced He Is Interesting, He Isn't.

If Every Day In The Life Of A School Could Be The Last Day But One, There Would Be Little Fault To Find With It.

Being A Specialist Is One Thing, Getting A Job Is Another.

It Takes A Good Deal Of Physical Courage To Ride A Horse. This, However, I Have. I Get It At About Forty Cents A Flask, And Take It As Required.

You Frequently Ask, Where Are The Friends Of Your Childhood, And Urge That They Shall Be Brought Back To You. As Far As I Am Able To Learn, Those Of Your Friends Who Are Not In Jail Are Still Right There In Your Native Village. You Point Out That They Were Wont To Share Your Gambols, If So, You Are Certainly Entitled To Have Theirs Now.