Chemists Employed By The Police Can Do

One Policeman May Be A Friend, But Two Are The Law.

The Process Of Elimination, Combined With A Modicum Of Common Sense, Will Always Assist Us To Arrive At The Correct Conclusion With The Maximum Of Possible Accuracy And The Minimum Of Hard Labor. Which Being Translated Means: I Guessed It.

When One Kicks Over A Tea Table And Smashes Everything But The Sugar Bowl, One May As Well Pick That Up And Drop It On The Bricks, Don't You Think?

I Write Every Paragraph Four Times - Once To Get My Meaning Down, Once To Put In Anything I Have Left Out, Once To Take Out Anything That Seems Unnecessary, And Once To Make The Whole Thing Sound As If I Had Only Just Thought Of It.

Of All The Band Of Personal Traitors The Sense Of Humor Is The Most Dangerous.