One Policeman May Be A Friend, But

Once Sex Rears Its Ugly 'ead It's Time To Steer Clear.

He Did Not Arrive At This Conclusion By The Decent Process Of Quiet, Logical Deduction, Nor Yet By The Blinding Flash Of Glorious Intuition, But By The Shoddy, Untidy Process Halfway Between The Two By Which One Usually Gets To Know Things.

I Write Every Paragraph Four Times - Once To Get My Meaning Down, Once To Put In Anything I Have Left Out, Once To Take Out Anything That Seems Unnecessary, And Once To Make The Whole Thing Sound As If I Had Only Just Thought Of It.

People Don't Alter. They May With Enormous Difficulty Modify Themselves, But They Never Really Change.

Good Doctors Get A Mechanic's Pleasure In Making You Tick Over.