Charity Is Taking An Ugly Girl To

It Makes You Feel Good When A Movie Works. Usually When I See An Old Movie I've Made, I Say To Myself, 'oh God, Why Did I Do This?' And 'why Didn't I Change That?' And Things Like That.

How Can Anybody Hate Nurses? Nobody Hates Nurses. The Only Time You Hate A Nurse Is When They're Giving You An Enema.

I'm Old, I'm Young, I'm Intelligent, I'm Stupid. My Tide Goes In And Out.

I Don't Think There's Anything To Be Admired In Lying, Cheating Or Philandering. But There Might Be Something To Be Admired In Not Burning People At The Stake Because They Have Those Weaknesses.

Charity Is Taking An Ugly Girl To Lunch.