You'd Rather Have Nothing Than Settle For

In A Way, I'd Rather Ride Down The Street On A Camel Than Give What Is Sometimes Called An In-depth Interview. I'd Rather Ride Down The Street On A Camel Nude. In A Snowstorm. Backwards.

Charity Is Taking An Ugly Girl To Lunch.

How Can Anybody Hate Nurses? Nobody Hates Nurses. The Only Time You Hate A Nurse Is When They're Giving You An Enema.

I've Never Been One To Shortchange The Importance Of Actors.

I Have A Day Job. I Can Make Movies When I Want To.