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A Woman's Love Is Like The Morning Dew. It's Just As Likely To Settle On A Horse Turd As A Rose.

The Older The Violin, The Sweeter The Music.

If We Know Anything About Man, It's That He's Not Pacific. The Temptation To Butcher Anyone Considered Undesirable Seems To Be A Common Temptation, Not Always Resisted.

Mystery Is Underrated, And Understanding Is Overrated.

I Don't See How Being Married Could Be Any Worse Than Listening To You Talk For Twenty Years, But That Still Ain't Much Of A Recommendation For It.