Americans Don't Want Cowboys To Be Gay.

The Tradition I Was Born Into Was Essentially Nomadic, A Herdsmen Tradition, Following Animals Across The Earth. The Bookshops Are A Form Of Ranching; Instead Of Herding Cattle, I Herd Books. Writing Is A Form Of Herding, Too; I Herd Words Into Little Paragraph-like Clusters.

Only A Rank Degenerate Would Drive 1,500 Miles Across Texas Without Eating A Chicken Fried Steak.

Listening To Women Ain't The Fashion In This Part Of The Country.

Anyway, Whacking A Surly Bartender Ain't Much Of A Crime.

People Would Be Bored Shitless If They Had To Love Only The Good In Someone They Care About.