Celebrity Is Just Obscurity Biding Its Time.

Instant Gratification Takes Too Long.

I Have Two Moods. One Is Roy, Rollicking Roy, The Wild Ride Of A Mood. And Pam, Sediment Pam, Who Stands On The Shore And Sobs... Sometimes The Tide Is In, Sometimes It's Out.

I Was Born On October 21, 1956 In Burbank, California. My Father, Eddie Fisher, Was A Famous Singer. My Mother, Debbie Reynolds, Was A Movie Star. Her Best-known Role Was In 'singin' In The Rain.'

He's A Very Strange Guy, My Father. I Can't Get Mad At Him Because He's So Adorable.

Happy Is One Of The Many Things I'm Likely To Be Over The Course Of A Day And Certainly Over The Course Of A Lifetime. But I Think If You Have The Expectation That You're Going To Be Happy Throughout Your Life--more To The Point, If You Have A Need To Be Comfortable All The Time--well, Among Other Things, You Have The Makings Of A Classic Drug Addict Or Alcoholic.