Good Anecdote--bad Reality.

Sometimes You Can Only Find Heaven By Slowly Backing Away From Hell.

I Don't Like My Face. I Don't Like To Look At It.

The Parrots Are Great. They Do Something I Refer To As "the Phone Call From Venus." They Repeat All My Phone Conversations. It Can Very Annoying - Like Having A Lot Of Children In The House Screaming.

I Used To Want To Gamble, Too, Until I Was 20 And Could Actually Go To A Casino. Then I Wasn't So Crazy About The Attitude.

I Was Street Smart, But Unfortunately The Street Was Rodeo Drive.