Celebrity Despicability Is A Precious Thing.

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Ron Swanson Is More Than The Mvp Of The 'parks And Recreation' Squad, More Than Just The Funniest Character On Tv - He's The Perfect Depiction Of Aggrieved American Manhood At The Twilight Of The Empire.

When I Was A Junior, My School Introduced Badminton, Which Was Clearly A P.e. Department Ploy To Get Me Away From The Wrestling Room, And It Worked, Since The First Time I Played Badminton Was Like The First Time I Tasted Sushi Or Heard The Beatles Or Read Wordsworth. This Was A Sport? This Counted For Gym Requirements?

You Can Hear The Celtic Heartbeat All Over Europe And America, From Bing Crosby To Jack White, From The Smiths To My Bloody Valentine, From House Of Pain To Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch.

I Had No Voice To Talk With Because She Was My Whole Language.