Caviler, N. A Critic Of Our Own

Human Nature Is Pretty Well Balanced; For Every Lacking Virtue There Is A Rough Substitute That Will Serve At A Pinch--as Cunning Is The Wisdom Of The Unwise, And Ferocity The Courage Of The Coward.

Slang Is The Speech Of Him Who Robs The Literary Garbage Carts On Their Way To The Dumps.

A Lottery Is A Tax On Stupidity.

Children Who Have Proven Themselves To Be Incorrigible By The Age Of Twelve Should Be Quickly And Quietly Beheaded, Lest They Grow To Maturity, Marry, And Perpetuate The Likeness Of Their Being.

Indiscretion, N. The Guilt Of Woman.