Woman Absent Is Woman Dead.

Present, N. That Part Of Eternity Dividing The Domain Of Disappointment From The Realm Of Hope.

Democracy Is Four Wolves And A Lamb Voting On What To Have For Lunch.

Architect. One Who Drafts A Plan Of Your House, And Plans A Draft Of Your Money.

Intention, N. The Mind's Sense Of The Prevalence Of One Set Of Influences Over Another Set; An Effect Whose Cause Is The Imminence, Immediate Or Remote, Of The Performance Of An Involuntary Act.

Bigamy, N. A Mistake In Taste For Which The Wisdom Of The Future Will Adjudge A Punishment Called Trigamy.