Carry Laughter With You Wherever You Go.

China's Premier Zhao Ziyang, For All Of His Billion Constituents, Seemed In The Evening's Lovely Flow Like A Favorite Uncle, Smiling A Little Too Much, Wanting To Be A Bit American, Talking About Peace And Pork Chops.

Bureaucrats Are The Only People In The World Who Can Say Absolutely Nothing And Mean It.

We Are Creating A Political Demolition Derby, Not A Presidential Debate. Those Strange Impulses In The American Soul That Have Produced Mud Wrestling And The Gong Show Seem To Have Claimed The National Campaign.

A Sense Of Humor... Is Needed Armor. Joy In One's Heart And Some Laughter On One's Lips Is A Sign That The Person Down Deep Has A Pretty Good Grasp Of Life.

In Just 20 Years Terrorism, Communications, The Jet Plane And The Increase Of Wealth And Knowledge Have Forced, To Varying Degrees, World Leaders Into A Haunted And Secret Peerage Whose Links With The People They Guide Are Meticulously Cleansed And Staged.