Carry Laughter With You Wherever You Go.

Bureaucrats Are The Only People In The World Who Can Say Absolutely Nothing And Mean It.

China's Premier Zhao Ziyang, For All Of His Billion Constituents, Seemed In The Evening's Lovely Flow Like A Favorite Uncle, Smiling A Little Too Much, Wanting To Be A Bit American, Talking About Peace And Pork Chops.

The Legions Of Reporters Who Cover Politics Don't Want To Quit The Clash And Thunder Of Electoral Combat For The Dry Duty Of Analyzing The Federal Budget. As A Consequence, We Have Created The Perpetual Presidential Campaign.

A Sense Of Humor... Is Needed Armor. Joy In One's Heart And Some Laughter On One's Lips Is A Sign That The Person Down Deep Has A Pretty Good Grasp Of Life.

Carry Laughter With You Wherever You Go.