Cancer Boy Probably Has The Saddest, Noblest,

I Got Through College Realizing Business Was Repugnant.

I Don't Love Comedy But I Can Watch Someone Who's Kind Of Interesting Forever. I Think A Waitress Who's Having A Bad Day Is A Lot More Fun Than Robin Williams Doing Forty Minutes Of Material.

To Me, Doors Fans Were Always The 16-year-old Idiots At Parties, Getting Stoned, And Talking About How Morrison's Lyrics Were Like Poetry... Like That Was A Deep Thought.

I Hate To Sound Like Julie The Cruise Director But It's People That I Think About All The Time.

I'm In A Rut Deep Enough To Hang Posters.