Calumnus, N. A Graduate Of The School

Distance, N. The Only Thing That The Rich Are Willing For The Poor To Call Theirs And Keep.

Wit - The Salt With Which The American Humorist Spoils His Intellectual Cookery By Leaving It Out.

King, N. A Male Person Commonly Known In America As A "crowned Head," Although He Never Wears A Crown And Has Usually No Head To Speak Of.

Preference, N. A Sentiment, Or Frame Of Mind, Induced By The Erroneous Belief That One Thing Is Better Than Another.

Rascality, N. Stupidity Militant. The Activity Of A Clouded Intellect.