Cake And Tea Or Death?

When I Was Seven, I Said, "i Want To Act." When I Was 10, I Realized That Films Exist, And I Wanted To Be In Them. Not A Comedian, I Wanted To Be A Dramatic Actor. Films Just Seemed Such Fun, And Like Such A Great Thing To Do.

In The Uk A Lot Of People Don't Like To Try. There's A Different Cultural Thing. Here [in Usa] If You Try And Fail, You Get Up Again And Start Again And Keep Going. People Respect You For It. Even If You Keep Failing, They Respect The Tenacity.

I Try To Keep Performing As Much As Possible - I Just Like To. I Used To Take Huge Gaps Off Between Gigs, Now I Just Like To Do Stand-up Gigs As Much As I Can.

I Want To Be A Taxidermist! I Wanna Fill Animals With Sand. I Wanna Get More Sand Into An Animal Than Anybody Has Ever Bloody Got In One. I Wanna Fill A Rat With The Entire Gobi Desert, So It’s Really Quite Tight.

My Dad Said, "as Long As You're Happy." I Used To Think It Was Kind Of A Very Simple Idea Or Philosophy Because He Wasn't Religious. But You've Got To Try And Be Happy. And If You're Not Happy, You Can't Help Anyone Else. So Obviously, Some Crazy People Could Go To Places, But I Just Think You Need To Be Content Within Yourself, So That's The Thing.