Cake And Tea Or Death?

Drag For Me Is Costume, And What I'm Trying To Do Is, Sometimes I'll Go Around And Wear Makeup In The Streets, Turn Up To The Gig, Take The Makeup Off, Do The Show, And Then Put The Makeup Back On. It's The Inverse Of Drag. It's Not About Artifice. It's About Me Just Expressing Myself. So When I'm Campaigning In London For Politics, I Campaign With Makeup On And The Nails. It's Just What I Have On, Like Any Woman.

If You Go Down As A Comedian's Comedian, That's Basically Meaning Other Comedians Are Hopefully Feeling That You're Doing Okay.

Performance Enhancing Drugs Are Banned In The Olympics. Ok, We Can Swing With That. But Performance 'debilitating' Drugs Should Not Be Banned. Smoke A Joint And Win The 100 Metres, Fair Play For You. That's Pretty Good. Unless Someone's Dangling A Mars Bar Off In The Distance.

It's A Historical Thing, Up To The 19th Century The English Hated The French. Then In The 20th Century The English Started To Hate The Germans - As We Began To Move Alphabetically Through The Map Of The World. Now, The Year 2000, We Are Fine With The Germans... But The Hungarians Are Pissing Us Off.

I Want To Live Till I Die. No More, No Less.