But What Makes Wage Slaves? Wages!

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out. Then I'm Sailing To France To Be Honored By The French Government - I'd Give It All Up For One Erection.

I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.