But I'm A Great Father. That's Why

Tell Me If This Is Wrong. Justin Bieber … Is 100 Percent Like Watching Vanilla Ice All Over Again. It's Exactly The Same. Well, As Soon As Bieber Has A Hit, He'll Be Like Vanilla Ice.

But Honestly, It's Pretty Weird; There Are Girls Who'd Do Absolutely Everything Just To Get A Backstage Pass. I Don't Know What It Is, But Really, When You're On National Tv In America The Girls Love You. They All Want You! And I'm Not Complaining!

I Have Nightmares That I'm Going To Wake Up, And Everyone's Driving A Prius And Living In A Condo, And We're All Getting Health Insurance.

I've Got My Own Studio, So I Sit In My Studio Writing And If I Get A Great Take, That's The Take.

If I Was President Of The Good Old U.s.a., I'd Turn The Churches Into Strip Clubs And Watch The Whole World Pray.