But Even In My Darkest Days I

I Never Say "nagging". I Think That "nagging" Is A Term That Men Created To Get Women To Pipe Down Some. But It's A Trap That We've Created. We Created Several Terms For Women To Back You Down. Nagging Means To Stop Asking Me Questions, Then We Get Away With More. I Think It's A Term Men Created.

The First Time I Saw My Wife, Marjorie, I Was Doing Stand-up In Memphis, And She Was Sitting In The Front Row. Afterward, I Walked Up And Said, "ma'am, I'm Going To Marry You One Day". And 15 Years Later, I Did.

One Of The Biggest Misconceptions That A Woman Has Is That A Man Has To Accept Her The Way She Is. No, We Don't. I Don't Know Who Told You That. We Like The Bright And Shiny. If You Stop Wearing The Makeup, Stop Putting On Nail Polish, Stop Wearing High Heels, You'll Lose Us.

Hollywood Is Run By People Who Sit Up In Their Executive Office, Who Are Not Connected To Mississippi, Alabama, Chicago, South Carolina. They Know Nothing About That, They Don't Go To Church, And They Make Their Decisions About What They Think Is Right.

All I'm Telling You To Do Is To Be Smart About It. Know That If This Man Isn't Looking For A Serious Relationship, You're Not Going To Change His Mind Just Because You Two Are Going On Dates And Being Intimate. You Could Be The Most Perfect Woman On The Lord's Green Earth-you're Capable Of Interesting Conversation, You Cook A Mean Breakfast, You Hand Out Backrubs Like Sandwiches, You're Independent (which Means, To Him, That You're Not Going To Be In His Pockets)-but If He's Not Ready For A Serious Relationship, He Going To Treat You Like Sports Fish.