Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish

Nothing Succeeds Like - Failure.

I'm So Excited I Had A Seven-car Police Motorcycle Escort. I've Had Escorts Before, But Nothing Like This... I'm Really In Awe, Coming Here And Seeing So Many Cars, So Much Enthusiasm.

The Only Way I'd Worry About The Weather Is If It Snows On Our Side Of The Field And Not Theirs.

The Worst Team In Baseball's History Won Only 55 Games. The Best Team Ever Won 110 Out Of 160, So You're Virtually Guaranteed To Win 1/3 Of The Time And Lose 1/3 Of The Time. The Difference Is The 1/3 In The Middle. You Don't Know What Bucket The Game You're Playing Falls Into, So If You're Smart, You'll Fight Like Everything For All Of Them.

I Bleed Dodger Blue And When I Die, I'm Going To The Big Dodger In The Sky.