Broken China Lasts Longer Than Unbroken.

It Is When We Are Faced With Death That We Turn Most Bookish.

The Only Man Who Is Really Free Is The One Who Can Turn Down An Invitation To Dinner Without Giving An Excuse.

There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose A Cow, I Write About Her Death, And My Writing Pays Me Enough To Buy Another Cow.

We Are In The World To Laugh. In Purgatory Or In Hell We Shall No Longer Be Able To Do So. And In Heaven It Would Not Be Proper.

Some People Are So Boring That They Make You Waste An Entire Day In Five Minutes.