Broken China Lasts Longer Than Unbroken.

Only In This World Do We Laugh: In Hell, It Won't Be Possible; And In Heaven, It Won't Be Proper.

It Is Not Enough To Be Happy, It Is Also Necessary That Others Not Be.

Be Modest! It Is The Kind Of Pride Least Likely To Offend.

It Is Easy For A Somebody To Be Modest, But It Is Difficult To Be Modest When One Is A Nobody.

An Optimist Is A Driver Who Thinks That Empty Space At The Curb Won't Have A Hydrant Beside It.