British Women Can't Cook.

You Could Do With Losing A Little Bit Of Weight.

I Don't Care What Kind It Is, Just Get Me A Beer.

In The Event That I Am Reincarnated, I Would Like To Return As A Deadly Virus, In Order To Contribute Something To Solve Overpopulation.

If A Cricketer Suddenly Decided To Go Into A School And Batter A Lot Of People To Death With A Cricket Bat, Are You Going To Ban Cricket Bats?

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.