British Women Can't Cook.

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

Can You Tell The Difference Between Them?

No, I'd Probably End Up Spitting It Out Over Everybody.

You're Just A Silly Little Whitehall Twit: You Don't Trust Me And I Don't Trust You.

I Don't Know How They're Going To Integrate In Places Like Glasgow And Sheffield.