No, I'd Probably End Up Spitting It

It Looks Like The Kind Of Thing My Daughter Would Bring Back From School Art Lessons.

If You Stay Here Much Longer You'll All Be Slitty-eyed.

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.

It Makes You All Look Like Dracula's Daughters!

They're Not Mating Are They?