Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People

I Had An Apartment And I Had A Neighbor, And Whenever He Would Knock On My Wall I Knew He Wanted Me To Turn My Music Down And That Made Me Angry 'cause I Like Loud Music... So When He Knocked On The Wall, I'd Mess With His Head. I'd Say Go Around I Cannot Open The Wall I Dunno If You Have A Door On Your Side But Over Here There's Nothin'. It's Just Flat.

I Haven't Slept For Ten Days, Because That Would Be Too Long.

I've Never Stayed At A Bed And Breakfast. If I Did, I Figure You Would Start To Get Hungry! "is That All You Got Around Here? Well, Maybe You Can Direct Me To A Chair Lunch Dinner."

What Am I Drinking? Nyquil On The Rocks, For When You're Feeling Sick But Sociable.

When You Put Listerine In Your Mouth, It Hurts. Germs Do Not Go Quietly.