Blasphemy And Sedition (meaning The Truth About

I Like A Bit Of Mongrel Myself, Whether It's A Man Or A Dog.

In A Hospital They Throw You Out Into The Street Before You Are Half Cured, But In A Nursing Home They Don't Let You Out Till You Are Dead.

Money Is A Most Important Thing In The World.

Marriage Is An Alliance Entered Into By A Man Who Can't Sleep With The Window Shut, And A Woman Who Can't Sleep With The Window Open.

When A Man Says Money Can Do Anything, That Settles It: He Hasn't Got Any.