Telling The Truth Is The Funniest Joke

The Average Age (longevity) Of A Meat Eater Is 63. I Am On The Verge Of 85 And Still Work As Hard As Ever. I Have Lived Quite Long Enough And Am Trying To Die; But I Simply Cannot Do It. A Single Beef-steak Would Finish Me; But I Cannot Bring Myself To Swallow It. I Am Oppressed With A Dread Of Living Forever. That Is The Only Disadvantage Of Vegetarianism.

Man Is The Only Animals Of Which I Am Thoroughly And Cravenly Afraid.

The Quality Of A Play Is The Quality Of Its Ideas.

The Law Is Equal Before All Of Us; But We Are Not All Equal Before The Law. Virtually There Is One Law For The Rich And Another For The Poor, One Law For The Cunning And Another For The Simple, One Law For The Forceful And Another For The Feeble, One Law For The Ignorant And Another For The Learned, One Law For The Brave And Another For The Timid, And Within Family Limits One Law For The Parent And No Law At All For The Child.

Worst Of All, There Is No Sign Of Any Relaxation Of Antisemitism. Logically It Has Nothing To Do With Fascism. But The Human Raceis Imitative Rather Than Logical; And As Fascism Spreads Antisemitism Spreads.