Telling The Truth Is The Funniest Joke

What Is The Matter With The Rich Is Uselessness.

Changeable Women Are More Endurable That Monotonous Ones; They Are Sometimes Murdered But Never Deserted.

A Married Man Is A Man With A Past, While A Bachelor Is A Man With A Future.

If You Demand My Authorities For This And That, I Must Reply That Only Those Who Have Never Hunted Up The Authorities As I Have Believe That There Is Any Authority Who Is Not Contradicted Flatly By Some Other Authority.

In Gambling The Many Must Lose In Order That The Few May Win.