Blame-all And Praise-all Are Two Blockheads.

Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty—and Fart Proudly.

I've Striven My Whole Life For Humility, But If I'd Ever Achieved It, I'd Probably Be Pretty Damn Proud Of That.

Scarcely Have I Ever Heard Or Read The Introductory Phrase, "i May Say Without Vanity," But Some Striking And Characteristic Instance Of Vanity Has Immediately Followed.

An Autobiography Usually Reveals Nothing Bad About Its Writer Except His Memory.

The Only Time A Question Should Be Asked Is When All Other Possibilities Of Finding The Answer For Yourself Have Been Eliminated.