Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty—and Fart

Think Of These Things, Whence You Came, Where You Are Going, And To Whom You Must Account.

Don't Halloo Until You're Out Of The Wood.

When You Get Into A Tight Place And Everything Goes Against You, Till It Seems As Though You Could Not Hold On A Minute Longer, Never Give Up Then, For That Is Just The Place And Time That The Tide Will Turn. When You're Down To Nothing, God Is Up To Something. The Faithful See The Invisible, Believe The Incredible And Then Receive The Impossible. Where Liberty Dwells There Is My Country.

Here Skugg Lies Snug As A Bug In A Rug.

Never Spare The Parson's Wine Nor The Baker's Pudding