Being On Tv Sucks. It's A Lot

Sometimes [high School Speech Team] Was Funny, Other Times It Was Just Talking, But It Gave Me The Confidence To Speak In Front Of People After Doing That For A Whole Year.

I Just Know You Can Not Be On Top Forever. There's Always Going To Be The Next Guy, And If I'm Going To Go Down, I'd Like To Know I Helped The Next Guy Take My Spot. You Can't Prevent The Inevitable, But You Can Join The Ship.

As Long As You Have A Director, That's Your Feedback. It's The Director Telling You, "okay. That Was Great! Okay. Can We Add A Little? Can You Tweak It Like This? Can You Make It More High Pitched? Can You Give It A Little Growl?"

Walgreens, Rite Aid, Cvs And Wal-mart Have All Figured Out The Evolution Of Life And They Grabbed All The Products That Are Necessary For A Life. And They Stuck Them In One Aisle And They Put Them In Order According To How You Mess Up... First Thing You're Going To See: Condoms. Next To That: Lubricant. Next To That: Pregnancy Test. Next To That: Pampers. Next To That: Formula. And At The End Of The Aisle They Sell Beer.

Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead Of How Good The Years Were?