Being Offended Is Part Of Being In

If You (the Press) Lie About Us, I Will Hit You, Kurt Will Shoot You, And We Both Will Sue.

I'm Not A Theater Rat, So I Never Got A Theatrical Agent And Did A Play. I Came Really Close Though.

Being Famous Is Just Like Being In High School. But, I'm Not Interested In Being The Cheerleader. I'm Not Interested In Being Gwen Stefani. She's The Cheerleader, And I'm Out In The Smoker Shed.

I'm A Catalogue Artist: I Compete With Bob Dylan.

These Are My Wakeup Cupcakes, Some Anti-depressants And A Cellphone Book.