Begin By Learning To Draw And Paint

I Do Not Understand Why, When I Ask For Grilled Lobster In A Restaurant, I'm Never Served A Cooked Telephone.

I Tried Sex Once With A Woman And That Woman Was Gala. It Was Overrated. I Tried Sex Once With A Man And That Man Was The Famous Juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist Poet]. It Was Very Painful.

The Only Difference Between Me And A Madman Is That I'm Not Mad.

Do Not Strive To Be A Modern Artist: It's The One Thing, Unfortunately, You Can't Help Being.

There Is Only One Difference Between A Madman And Me. The Madman Thinks He Is Sane. I Know I Am Mad.