The Reason Some Portraits Don't Look True

Geniuses Must Never Die, The Progress Of Mankind Depends On Us

At The Age Of Six I Wanted To Be A Cook. At Seven I Wanted To Be Napoleon. And My Ambition Has Been Growing Steadily Ever Since.

The True Painter Must Be Able, With The Most Usual Things, To Have The Most Unusual Ideas.

God Is Just Another Artist, Like Me.

God Invented Man, And Man Invented The Metric System.