Before Any Exposure On Tv, I'm A

I'm Not That Shallow, Asshole. I Don't Need Money. It's Way More Important For Them To Be Good-looking.

That's Al Qaeda's New Plan: To Destroy America One Period At A Time.

It's Good That People Don't Like You. That's Good. It Means That You Are Doing Something Interesting.

I Think The People I Talk About Are Generally So Stupid That They Don't Even Know I'm Saying Bad Things About Them. I've Run Into Paris Hilton And She's Like, Oh, I Love Your Show. And I'm Like, You Can't Love My Show If You Can Hear.

I'm Not Going To Blow Up Just For The Sake Of It, Because It's On Tv. That's Not The Issue.