Because They're Stupid, That's Why. That's Why

Old People Don't Need Companionship. They Need To Be Isolated And Studied So It Can Be Determined What Nutrients They Have That Might Be Extracted For Our Personal Use.

Toil Is The Lot Of All, And Bitter Woe The Fate Of Many.

If It Doesn't Have Siamese Twins In A Jar, It Is Not A Fair.

It Is Wrong To Sorrow Without Ceasing.

Do Not Beg Me By Knees Or By Parents You Dog! I Only Wish I Were Savagely Wrathful Enough To Hack Up Your Corpse And Eat It Raw