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Love Makes You Do Strange Things.

Life Is Like A Game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes You Win... Sometimes You Lose." "i'll Be Happy If I Just Make The Playoffs.

I Think I've Discovered The Secret Of Life - You Just Hang Around Until You Get Used To It.

In Life, It's Not Where You Go, It's Who You Travel With.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.