Be Still My Heart; Thou Hast Known

The Melancholy Joys Of Evils Pass'd, For He Who Much Has Suffer'd, Much Will Know.

The Outcome Of The War Is In Our Hands; The Outcome Of Words Is In The Council.

The Ugliest Man Was He Who Came To Troy; With Squinting Eyes And One Distorted Foot.

Remember That Postcard Grandpa Sent Us From Florida Of That Alligator Biting That Woman's Bottom? That's Right, We All Thought It Was Hilarious. But, It Turns Out We Were Wrong. That Alligator Was Sexually Harassing That Woman.

It Is Wrong To Be Sorry Without Ceasing.