Be Quick To Learn And Wise To

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

Lots Of People Have Asked Me What Gracie And I Did To Make Our Marriage Work. It's Simple - We Don't Do Anything. I Think The Trouble With A Lot Of People Is That They Work Too Hard At Staying Married. They Make A Business Out Of It. When You Work Too Hard At A Business You Get Tired; And When You Get Tired You Get Grouchy; And When You Get Grouchy You Start Fighting; And When You Start Fighting You're Out Of Business.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.