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Revenge Feels Right Only To Those Directly Involved. Justice Feels Right Even To Outsiders.

Play More Than One Game At A Time. This Is A Painless Way To Learn How To Do Many Things At Once.

Be Able To Correctly Pronounce The Words You Would Like To Speak And Have Excellent Spoken Grammar.

The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

Just Because You're Unemployed Doesn't Mean You're Not Doing Anything Useful. You Are, For Example, At Least Keeping Your Mother-in-law's Wit Sharp.