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Loving Behavior Contributes To The Group At The Expense Of The Individual. Competition Contributes To The Survival Of The Individual At The Expense Of The Group. In The Garden Of Life, Some People Are More Like Flowers, And Other People Are More Like Weeds.

Profit Is What We Have Left After We Make A Donation To A Worthwhile Cause.

Be Able To Back Up A Car For A Considerable Distance In A Straight Line And Back Out Of A Driveway.

Just Because You're Unemployed Doesn't Mean You're Not Doing Anything Useful. You Are, For Example, At Least Keeping Your Mother-in-law's Wit Sharp.

Capital Punishment Is The Source Of Many An Argument, Both Good And Bad.