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It Comes Back To The Same Old Question People Are Always Asking Me: 'when Are You Going To Do A Solo Record?' Well, If I Did, It Would Probably Be Similar To 'baluchitherium,' Meaning It Would Be Van Halen Music - Which I Write Anyway - But Without Singing.

I Was So Used To Doing Old Blues Licks With The First Three Fingers. When I Started Using My Pinky And Finding More Spread Things, That's When I Started Getting My Own Style.

Some People Think A Song Without Words Isn't A Real Song. Tell That To Beethoven And He'll Kick Your Ass!

I'm Not A Rock Star. Sure I Am, To A Certain Extent Because Of The Situation, But When Kids Ask Me How It Feels To Be A Rock Star, I Say Leave Me Alone, I'm Not A Rock Star. I'm Not In It For The Fame, I'm In It Because I Like To Play.