Baloney Fudging Mustard!

... There's Been A Lot Of Balls That Have Been Pounding In That End Zone.

Just Received Western Union Tellagram Via Carrier Pigieon From Mexican Cousin Juan, Apparently He Just Got Hired By Wwe...and Would Like Me To Watch His First Match Tonight In Salisbury Md, I'll Be There.

I Never Back Down And I Never Quit!

Vickie... You Got Some 'splaining To Do!

For The Past 9 Years, The Wwe Has Been My Home!