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I Remember Back To My Days As A Teenager. When You Get Your Feelings Hurt, You Feel That Moment Of Embarrassment. You Think: "no One Wants To Talk To Me Ever Again. It's All Over." I Reassure People That's Totally Not The Case. These Bullies Are Just Hateful People Doing Hateful Things. Sometimes, It's A Lesson In Tough Love, But You Keep Positive, Smile In The Face Of Hateful Adversity And Move On. It Makes You A Stronger Person.

For Me, I Don't Go In The Backdoor. That's The One Thing I Don't Do.

Easy, Curious George! Get Your Grubby Hands Off Of That Wheel!

Winning The Royal Rumble Is As Big An Accomplishment As Anything.

What I Want To Do Is, I Want To Put Together A Nice List Of Those Guys Who I Really Did Admire When I Was Growing Up, Listening To Names Like Lord Finesse.