Babies Are A Great Way To Start

Poverty Must Have Many Satisfactions, Else There Would Not Be So Many Poor People.

About The Time We Get Old Enough To Be As Wicked As We Want To Be, We Don't Want To Be So Very Wicked After All.

This Is The Greatest Paradox: The Emotions Cannot Be Trusted; Yet It Is The Emotions That Tell Us The Greatest Truths.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.